SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!

One Nation, "Under God".

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom.
The teacher was going to explain evolution to the
children

The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the
tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can
see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later)
Yes,I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he
isn't there. He just doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some
questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught
today in school, she must not have one(You Go Girl!)