final_love
04-11-2004, 04:46
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> Onions and Christmas Trees
>
> A family is sitting watching TV. The young boy asks his father, "Dad, is
> it OK for us guys to notice all the different kinds of boobs?"
> Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if
> we didn't. There are all kinds of boobs, depending on a woman's age. In
> her twenties, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm In her
> thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
> After fifty, they are like onions. " Onions, Dad?"
> Yeah, you see them and they make you cry..."
> Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of
> willies are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,
> "Well, daughter, a man goes through three pha! ses. In his twenties, a
> man's willy is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and
> forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties,
> it is like a Christmas tree."
> A Christmas tree?"
> "Yep, all dried up, and the balls are only there for decoration!
>
>
> Onions and Christmas Trees
>
> A family is sitting watching TV. The young boy asks his father, "Dad, is
> it OK for us guys to notice all the different kinds of boobs?"
> Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if
> we didn't. There are all kinds of boobs, depending on a woman's age. In
> her twenties, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm In her
> thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
> After fifty, they are like onions. " Onions, Dad?"
> Yeah, you see them and they make you cry..."
> Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of
> willies are there?" The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,
> "Well, daughter, a man goes through three pha! ses. In his twenties, a
> man's willy is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and
> forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties,
> it is like a Christmas tree."
> A Christmas tree?"
> "Yep, all dried up, and the balls are only there for decoration!
>
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