final_love
30-10-2004, 20:30
> >
> >Seven Degrees of Blondes
> >
> >FIRST DEGREE
> >A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The
> >wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and
> >said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The
> >husband
> >said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to
> >know
> >if the coast is clear,"
> >SECOND DEGREE
> >Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
> >sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror,
> >and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here,
> >let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one
>looks
> >in
> >the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
> >
> >THIRD DEGREE
> >A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
> >buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
> >door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
> >angry.
> >She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
>overcome
> >
> >with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend
> >yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're
> >next!"
> >
> >FOURTH DEGREE
> >A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
> >says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's
> >the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
> >
> >FIFTH DEGREE
> >What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
> >"Is it mine?
> >
> >
> >SIXTH DEGREE
> >Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
> >government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade
> >was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the
> >decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
> >
> >SEVENTH DEGREE
> >Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
> >and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
> >The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
> >patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
> >the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
> >shuddered at the
> >sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her
> >face in
> >her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I
> >call
> >the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND
> >policeman."
> >
> >
> >Ok. Now forward this to someone else who needs a laugh today
>
> >Seven Degrees of Blondes
> >
> >FIRST DEGREE
> >A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The
> >wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and
> >said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The
> >husband
> >said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to
> >know
> >if the coast is clear,"
> >SECOND DEGREE
> >Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
> >sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror,
> >and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here,
> >let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one
>looks
> >in
> >the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
> >
> >THIRD DEGREE
> >A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
> >buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
> >door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
> >angry.
> >She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is
>overcome
> >
> >with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend
> >yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're
> >next!"
> >
> >FOURTH DEGREE
> >A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
> >says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's
> >the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
> >
> >FIFTH DEGREE
> >What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
> >"Is it mine?
> >
> >
> >SIXTH DEGREE
> >Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
> >government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade
> >was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the
> >decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
> >
> >SEVENTH DEGREE
> >Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
> >and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
> >The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
> >patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
> >the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
> >shuddered at the
> >sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her
> >face in
> >her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I
> >call
> >the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND
> >policeman."
> >
> >
> >Ok. Now forward this to someone else who needs a laugh today
>